Not all cover songs are created equal.

I have loved Joseph Gordon Levitt ever since he was a little girl on 3rd Rock from The Sun (yes I know he wasn’t really a little girl but he sure was pretty). On a scale of boys are icky to boys I would give my big lesbian card up for, he’s kind of the cream of the crop (no pun intended because that is disgusting).

I’ll be he could make us both feel like a natural woman.